just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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