So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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