I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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