Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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