I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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