Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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