He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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