Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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