I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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