her vagine was all disorganized.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Terrible idea I love it
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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