Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we made out on top of his cat.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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