once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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