More tranny stories later!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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