billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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