Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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