It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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