Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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