Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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