There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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