And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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