Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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