Where is the hickey?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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