Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
