I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize