I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
