i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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