did you get engaged???
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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