My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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