i jhust puked up my retainher.
I have demons in me.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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