Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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