the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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