I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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