butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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