She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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