Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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