Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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