I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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