what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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