The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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