Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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