god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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