1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
be right there i have to get my cape
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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