Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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