margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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