Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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