why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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