One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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