Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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