i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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