You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
wow bdsm is so cute
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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