Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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