He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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