I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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