Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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