I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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