Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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